inside a serial killer’s mind

madalas ba kayong natatanung ng mga walang kwentang tanung?
sample:

"oh, kelan ka ikakasal?" - hindi ba over populated na ang pilipinas para dagdagan ko pa ng anak ngayon?

"mai boyfriend ka na ba?" -ikauunlad ba ng pilipinas kung magka boyfriend ako? 

"bakit di ka pa nag graduate ng college?" - ayaw niyo nun, nakakadagdag ako sa pang sweldo ng mga guro sa pilipinas

"bakit ka nagpalit ng cellphone number?" - bakit? mahahanap mo ba yung nagnakaw dati para makuha ang sim card ko?

pero mai mga tanung din na kala niyo walang kwenta pero meron pala..

sample:

"kumain ka na ba?"  - everyday question.. kahit na tunog walang kwenta meron yan.. eto ang explanation.. kundi ka pa kumain at mai mga bagay kang dapat gawin panu mo magagawa yun kung wala kang energy?  kung babagal bagal ka, edi babagal bagal din ang usad ng tao sa paligid mo?  halimbawa.. di ka pa kumain tapos nag drive ka.. eh nawawala na ang energy mo, edi nakaka cause ka ng slow traffic? madaming taong na aantala dahil mabagal ang drive mo.. madaming transaction na hindi na g get done with kasi nakaka cause ka ng traffic.. oh diba? so ikauunlad ng pilipinas ang concern na tanung na "kumain ka na ba?"

my mum and i spend our sundays together.. we go to the mall, shop around and have dinner..

as most of you are know aware of.. i’m matapobre.. and the better kind (mai ganun pa pala?)  i don’t go bashing people just because i feel more superior.. i bash them because they make me more superior.. now, there’s a difference there.. figure that out for yourself..

the saying "if you’ve got it, flaunt it" doesn’t mean flaunt it all at the same time.. like last sunday.. my mum and i were strolling somewhere.. and all of a sudden i realized that the place was suddenly invaded by people who scrimped with their families dinner so that they could buy their first tacky looking pair of platform havaianas.. goodbye savings for the week, hello glory because now i get to be more "sosyal" because i have havaianas..

i saw this girl with the most tacky get up ever.. more like the poster child of being trying hard.. i dunno much about bags like style and design.. all i know is that she was  carrying a louis vuitton bag.. if it was real, i dunno.. and even if it was, it looked fake on her.. it’s the monogrammed designed ones.. with the LV going on and on on the bag.. it’s the brown one with gold embellishments.. and she was probably wearing all the jewelry she owned on her other hand.. she had this tiffany bracelet with the heart and a charriol bangle and other silvery-white gold bracelets.. all together.. she looked like a Christmas tree with missed-matched ornaments.. i was trying to get a picture of her but i cant steal a shot hahaha

men carrying their girlfriends or wives purses.. it’s sooo tacky..

purses ah.. not backpacks or laptop bags or diaper bags.. girly purses.. what’s up with that?  that’s one of my major pet peeves.. why do they have to do that?  don’t they know that they look stupid? and don’t their partners realize that both of them look stupid? it’s not like a luggage or a gym bag that’s too heavy to walk around with..  most of the time it’s those cheap looking "kili-kili" bags thats about 4" x 12" and their girlfriends stuffed it with their entire room..

do these guys think they’re being chivalrous for carrying those stupid purses?  or do their girlfriends think that it’s a sweet thing?

gay guys who carry purses even carry it with style.. guys who carry their girlfriends bags look cheap..

i’m not totally against p.d.a. (public display of affection).  it’s ok in some places.. at bars, at the beach etc.. but when you’re just having merienda in the afternoon.. do you really hafta hold hands? is there something scary with your food that you need to hold his hand?  they held hands the entire time ah.. kadiri talga! i’m not ranting over this coz i dont hava boyfriend (hunybabes is my codename for my crush [kadiri tanda na mai crush pa] he’s not my bf, but i wish he is.. he will be.. hahaha dream on bong!)  it’s ok naman din to hold hands while walking  (a.k.a. hhww)  pero eto kasi, they’re sitting across each other.. and for an hour they were holding hands.. eeeeewww talga!

oh yeah.. and kanina i saw a lesbian couple kissing each other at starbucks.. eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… it was the middle of the day! high noon! diba?! pick the right place naman.. gross

sana lahat ng taong mai sinasabing kung anu anu tungkol sakin at sa pamilya ko ay mamatay na.. literal..

bakit ba kasi madaming inggitera sa mundo?

dahil ba poor sila?  dahil ba puro utang sila?  dahil ba hindi sila marunong humawak ng pera? dahil ba isa lang ang kotse nila? dahil ba isa lang ang bahay nila? dahil ba nag c commute sila? dahil ba panget sila?  dahil ba baduy sila?

eto yan eh.. kung mai ginagawa kaming masama, sige dakdak ka lang dyan.. kaso wala diba? inggit ka lang.. naghahanap ka lang ng kahit anung dahilan para ipaisip mo sa sarili mo na nadadaya ka kasi poor ka lang talaga..

walang mangyayari sa buhay mo kung titinignan mo kung anung meron kami at guguluhin kami..

ang nanay ko (magulang ko) nakarating sa kung nasaan kami ngayon sa pagtyatyaga, pagtratrabaho at pag sisinop.. ever heard the word? sinop?  kasi di ka marunong nun.. puro yabang ka.. puro luho kahit na di naman bagay sayo at puro dakdak..

wala akong pakialam kung mas nakakatanda ka sakin.. kasi mas matanda ka nga pero ang dumi dumi naman ng utak mo.. walang magandang naiisip.. puro inggit kasi mula buto hanggang buhok

dati dati palagi ako nanunuod ng news.. hindi pwedeng lumipas ang isang araw na hindi ako nakakapanuod ng news.. pero ngayon, parang sobrang nakakawalang gana ng manuod ng news (dati kasi nakakawalang gana lang)

wala ng ibang masabi lahat ng tao kundi "kasalanan ng gobyerno" mapa-oposisyon, aktibista, terorista, manicurista at karatista isa ang sigaw.. "kasalanan ng gobyerno"

minsan kahit sila mismo sa gobyerno nagtuturuan pa.. pero sympre di nila masabing kasalanan ng gobyerno.. ginagawa na nilang specific.. "kasalanan ng doj, poea, dilg, ecg, adhd"

tayo bilang ordinaryong mamamayaman pwede din kaya nating ituro ang gobyerno na mai kasalanan ng lahat ng araw araw nating publema?

try natin ah?

mick: (uy special mention) kasalanan ba ng gobyerno kung bakit wala kang boyfriend?

ako: aba oo! kasi ganto yan.. hindi mahigpit ang cencorship nila.. kaliwat kanan ang labasan ng mga magazine na mai hubot hubad na babae, kaya ang mga lalaki yun ang hinahanap.. kahit panget basta sexy.. kahit bobo bsta sexy.. kahit pera lang ang habol basta sexy..

try niyo masaya

http://monochrome_delirious.blogs.friendster.com/delirious_adj_1imbalanced/2008/03/i_wonder_what_s.html

^^ that is why i don’t read other people’s blogs.. but the first few lines hit me real hard.. so what the heck.. what’s peeling the scab of a healing wound?  it will heal again.. for not it’s painful again.. bleeding.. but it would eventually heal..

mahirap manalo sa lotto kasi one in a million ang chance mo.. nakakahiyang sumali ng wowowee at maging bigatin..
at malaking pera din ang kelangan gastusin para maging politiko..

ang solusyon?  magkaanak ng maganda!
step 1: gumawa ng paraan para makapang-asawa ng ibang lahi.. actually, kahit di na asawa, maanakan ka lang pwede na.. kelangan yung caucasian na lahi ah.. alam mo naman ang mga pilipino feeling superior pag maputi sila.. hindi kelangan gwapo at mayaman ang tatay, kasi pag labas nyan, tisay parin yan.. kahit anung 2 ibang lahi naman, basta mahalo ayos na..

step 2: wag ng gastusan masyado ang pag aaral ng bata.. siya nga ang money making machine mo diba?  bakit mo pa gagastusan.. sa mga lalaki naman, basta maganda kahit walang breeding at utak, pwede na!

step 3: siguraduhing sexy ang anak.. kung kulang ng hinaharap, padagdagan!

step 4: kapag malapit ng mag 18 y.o. ang anak maghanap na ng manager na pwedeng maglabas sa kaya sa fhm.. minsan, di siya agad makukuha sa fhm.. kelangan munang ilagay ang beauty sa tiktik, abante o buy & sell.. pero sasabihin niyo pa ring model ang anak mo

step 5: kapag di mapansin ang anak mo sa pa fhm-fhm, isali sa reality show.. kahit na ipakita ng anak mo ang kakulangan niya sa breeding eh ok lang yun.. tulad nga ng unang nasabi ko, ok lang sa mga lalaki na walang utak, basta sexy

step 6: pagkatapos ng reality show ay ipacover girl na sa fhm o sa bagong playboy philippines ang iyong anak para mas tumaas ang presyo niya.. mula 90k pwedeng itaas sa 250k para mai pangpagawa na kayo ng bahay..

step 7: piliin na ang highest bidder para sustentado na kayo..

step 8: kapag lumalapit na sa 30 years old ang anak mo, siguraduhing magpapabuntis siya sa napiling highest bidder para di maputol ang sustento sa inyo.. ipangalandakan sa publiko kung sino ang mayaman na ama para mahiya ito at di maputol ang daloy ng yaman..

step 9: umikot sa lahat ng simbahan sa pilipinas, magprosisyon ng nakaluhod sa aisle, mag rosaryo bawat oras, mag sindi ng 1000 kandila sa baclaran araw araw para makahingi ng kapatawaran sa diyos sa kasakamimang ginawa na ginamit pa ang iyong anak

pharmacy companies have been launching these "essential products" from cancer fighting vitamins to sexual enhancement drugs.. can they please please please invent a drug to instantly make people act like people? 

ever since the media encouraged people to be "magpakatotoo" i think there’s too much "magpakatotoo" going around.. at times, being "magpakatotoo" isn’t really being true to themselves, rather just trying to catch attention..

sometimes you encounter crass people in places you least expect it.. sometimes you go the extra mile and go somewhere you think that people like those aren’t entertained but (bad)lady luck crosses your way..

i don’t like people.. i’m not a people person.. so i’m not a people pleaser.. maybe im being "nagpapakatotoo" but im not acting it out.. im just my plain aloof self.. if i wanna be noticed, i’d do something extra ordinary.. something fantastically extra ordinary.. something that would make people think of me in a positive way.. i won’t be loud or obnoxious or annoying or ghetto just to be noticed..

people treat you the way you act around them.. but something was done to me that i didnt expect people im not "close" with to do to me.. so i thought to myself "did i present myself as crass as she does?  i dont think so.. maybe she thought that i was entertained by her being "kepo" but i was being sarcastic about it" 

so it’s not enough that you create a gap between people like that.. you hafta arm yourself when you’re put in a position when you’re "harassed" by them..

so this week meron kaming "special preview" ng discovery travel & living.. (di kami maka subscribe sa sky platinum kasi apparently jologs ang cubao at di afford ng subscribers ng area na magbayad ng kung magkano man yun for more channels)  nakakainis!!! puro travel!!! nakakainis!!! feeling ko poor ako at kelangan kong ng high paying - fast earning job para mapuntahan silang lahat!

and it’s not your usual tourists spots na nakikita sa mga telenovela at local movies (not that there’s anything wrong with that, kaso puro yun nalang) it’s countries that you’ll only hear of if you’ll listen to the introduction part of Ms. Universe..

i love to travel.. as in love with lust! i wanna go around the world kung san di sila masyadong commercialized.. na parang ganto ang kwentuhan.. friends: nagpunta kasi kami ng hongkong eh.. me: nagpunta kasi ako ng camiguin.. diba? 

di ko naman kelangan ng tatak sa passport ko (although i would love to go to south america and africa) so i’ll start with my own backyard na muna diba? 

how sad on how alotta people look down on travelling around the philippines.. ang dami daming mapupuntahan dto..

you know how alotta people whine about boracay? that it’s dirty or madaming tao and saying na sa bahamas mas maganda pa and stuff like that?  that’s a buncha bull.. pwera yabang.. eto ah.. my mum and sisters have been to other beaches outside the philippines like way back.. we’ve been to waikiki beach, phuket, langkawi etc.. and when they went to boracay they’re in awe.. diba? tapos alotta people would go like "sa phuket mas maganda" eh hello?  medyo coarse yung sand nun compare sa boracay, hindi kasing puti tapos tiangge na yung katapat mo.. mai kalye pa so mai usok from cars..

what am i trying to say here?  go around the world.. sure we have our usual i wanna go around europe list.. but add ireland to the list.. to to south america.. and im not saying na tumawid ka lang ng tijuana ah?  go around the philippines.. not just boracay or baguio.. go to cagayan, sorsogon..